This Post is for Kevan

How on earth did I let two months pass without even one little bloggy entry? Well, there are a couple of reasons: broken down computer, too busy moving, writing report cards, and wait, that's three reasons so I'll stop there.

I suppose I've lost the handful of interested readers I started with. I'll have to be extra entertaining in the future to pick up some more...and also, I'll need to make more connections to others. So, I'd like to take this moment to say thank-you to Kevan, whose Blog originally gave me the inspiration to start mine.

Here it is:
http://www.slow-and-boring-suicide.com/

Weird things happening in my brain today:
I play games with myself to get these report cards written. Right this moment I only have 5 left to complete. I did 6 this morning and 12 yesterday, 7 last Thursday night. I say things to myself like:

"Do one more and then you can go to the bathroom."
"Just two more and then you can reward yourself with a cup of coffee."
"One more and then you can pet the cat."
"No phoning anyone until you get 5 done in total."

Right now I'm breaking one of my little rules because I told myself I couldn't eat the pizza I had in the oven until I did 1 report. Then I remembered my blog, started writing it here, burned my mouth on the pizza, laboured over Saturday's crossword puzzle, and back to the blog.

5 left.
No eating, drinking, resting, peeing, showering, kitty litter changing, phone use, web surfing, email checking, breathing heavily, until they're done.

Wait, I have to put the leftover pizza into the fridge! And hey, how did that bottle of beer get there?